Something’s going on with Lindsay Lohan , for the reason that healthy 26-year-old don’t welt like this.

The shots were taken Tuesday in Venice, CA, although she was on a pre-rehab shopping spree with ill’ sis Ali.

We’ve realized Lindsay injured before … on the other hand, nothing like this.  She had contusions at Coachella and in Brazil but these are absolutely inferior.

LiLo is telling friends, she bruises simply for the reason that she doesn’t drink enough water. Kind of a strange statement, as the only thing we see her drink in public is H20.

Vivifi has learned- Although there’s no tactic of ever eloquent if Anne Frank would have been a Belieber, it’s pretty safe to say guests remaining at the same hotel in Norway as Justin Bieber are not fans.

Hordes of dedicated Beliebers ventured out the Oslo hotel JB was staying at in hopes of catching a quick prevue of the teen pop wonder and his new ladylike ‘do – formerly his concert on Wednesday.

While not revealed in the brochure, all rooms come with a view … of hundreds of ear-piercing Nordic tweens.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries might resolve their interminable divorce case as early as tomorrow.

The fleeting lovebirds are both ordered to give the impression in court tomorrow for a reimbursement conference.  The big obsession is that Kris has been fighting for an annulment based on supposed fraud, and Kim has persistently refused to go down that road.  She wants a clean, simple divorce.

Sources close to Kris say there are several factors that are unstiffening his position, including:

– There’s an ironclad prenup, if the case drives to probationary Kris will get NO money from Kim (though as we formerly informed Kris has demanded $7 mil from her, good luck with that).

– Afterwards, all the depositions as well as legal docs winged back and forth, no indication has reappeared presenting Kim defrauded Kris, and that goes to the heart of his prerogative.

– Kris is around to get secured with monetary sanctions for being a absentee at the last hearing and, in the process, he’s pissed off the judge who would be reigning over the divorce trial.

– If the case goes to trial and Kris is defeated, he might be in the hole for as much as a million liabilities in attorney’s fees.  Sources express us each side has previously tormented up $300k in lawyer’s fees, as well as they’ll spend furthermore $200k if the case goes to trial.  If the case goes to trial and Kim wins, she’ll ask the judge to make Kris pay HER lawyer’s fees.

Our sources tell that it’s by no means a done deal that the case is working to settle tomorrow, however as one source put it, “Kris is opening his eyes a little bit, and what he sees doesn’t look good.”

Will the real Al Capone comparative please stand up?

A man claiming to be Al Capone‘s grandson famines new ReelzChannel reality show “The Capones” to sleep with the fishes … there’s no way anyone in the cast transmits the gangster’s DNA.

Chris K. Capone utters if the network doesn’t pull the show his legal assailants are organized to go to war … “Al would be rolling over in his grave right now if he knew something like this were to actually air on TV,” he expressed us.

Chris utters, he hired a genealogist who couldn’t find any direct relation among AC and the show’s star Dominic Capone.

Reelz is stabbing by its story — claiming Dominic is a bona fide inheritor, as well as that his great-great grandfather was Al’s uncle, however they’re not proposing any proof.

It’s worth declaring … Chris has never proved he’s Al’s grandson one or the other. In fact, his name was Chris Knight up to he altered it to Capone in 2008.

Kim Kardashian perming out on her 17-year-old Sister Kendall Jenner‘s bikini body is absolutely creepy, on the other hand there’s money in them that underage hills and Kim discerns how to pithead it.

Sharon Osbourne is in the business of hard-hitting love … for the reason that she’s NOT going to settle with hubby Ozzy Osbourne up to he proves to her he’ll be sober for the long haul.

Sources associated to the couple express us … even though Ozzy says he’s been sober for 44 days … it’s not sufficient for her. She’s been living with this most current stint of drug and alcohol abuse for a year-and-a-half and Sharon is saying 44 days doesn’t make that go away.  

Ozzy has acknowledged … his boozing and drug use instigated their split but he’s confident Sharon will NOT end their 31-year marriage by filing for divorce.

Our sources say … Sharon’s objective is not to end the marriage, however she rely on she has to make it clear to Ozzy once and for all … she can’t knob his substance abuse.

Sources familiar with the circumstances say there will be NO divorce.  As one person put it, “They’ve been through hell and back together.  They’re not breaking up.”